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quote #1274:

glassnute: What happened to Omlette now?
McClaud: He was attacked by a pigeon and then dislocated his jaw while brushing his teeth.
glassnute: Figures. This is the guy who couldn't drink rum and walk at the same time. Even the pigeons know they have to kill him before he does something important.
glassnute: Good thing you didn't have to know him in school.
McClaud: LOL. I'm glad he didn't become an engineer.
glassnute: An engineer?!?! Amit an engineer? He wouldn't have made it past Drafting because he can't draw to save his life. Plus, engineering = too much "studying". You can't sleep in Engineering classes.
McClaud: LMAO! I've seen his drawing, too.
McClaud: Also, I feel that a guy who makes his own nose bleed, forgets his schedule AND dislocates his jaw has neither the concentration, agility or capacity to complete even the easiest complex tasks required to be an engineer.
glassnute: And how. If half of us didn't walk with him to class, he would have ended up in the river!
McClaud: LMAO!!!
glassnute: That goes for walking him back to the train after the bar, as well.
McClaud: ROFLMAO!!!!
  -added 2003-10-08


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